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On the Last Pedicure Before Parenthood
Less than 72 hours before meeting my baby, I booked one last pedicure and found myself saying goodbye to the woman...and the nails that got me here.
I want an influencer postpartum
Social media motherhood is constructed and possibly deranged, but I still want whatever they’re having. Here’s how the hot Instagram moms make postpartum iconic.
No Use Crying Over Spilled Colostrum
A first-time mom’s honest guide to harvesting colostrum—and the shameless Instagram moms who showed me the way to greener pastures.
What productivity really looks like in those final weeks of pregnancy
An honest account of late-pregnancy productivity: rotisserie hour, Dino nuggets, prayer, and folding one load of laundry over two days.
Going Into Motherhood With Good Toes
Nothing says, “The baby is almost here,” quite like booking every last-minute beauty and self-care appointment you’ve neglected for nine months into the last few weeks of pregnancy.
Tips for Surviving the Last Eight Weeks of Pregnancy
A very pregnant woman’s guide to staying sane in the final stretch.
Nesting Is One Heckuva Drug
Thirty weeks pregnant, four HomeGoods trips later, and how I was somehow convinced my washing machine needed to be Q-tipped.
What’s in My Hospital Bag (Mommy, Baby & Daddy/NPP Edition)
Welcome to the world's most overqualified hospital bag. Postpartum essentials. Newborn must-haves. Registry favorites. Everything worth packing before labor begins.
Swimwear Brands I Actually Wore on Our Babymoon
I packed, tested, and tanned my way through this swimwear guide so you don't have to. Consider this my capsule of brands that understand one simple truth: pregnant women still have good taste.
What I Did to MILF-Maxx My Pregnancy
Turns out the hottest thing I did during pregnancy wasn’t growing a baby—it was growing up. Because if you want to be a MILF, you’ve got to maxx more than what’s on the outside.
Becoming a boy mom made me more feminine
ChatGPT revealed the gender. Pregnancy revealed a hotter version of me. A diary entry on becoming a boy mom and a trad wife.
To dress or not to dress… the bump.
Passing down the wisdom of maternity hand-me-downs...
The Case for a Hot-Girl Pregnancy
I refuse to have a miserable motherhood and why you don’t need another checklist, product, or opinion to decide yours.
On Staying Fabulous in the First Trimester
An honest column from the trenches of early pregnancy.
I packed, tested, and tanned my way through this swimwear guide so you don't have to. Consider this my capsule of brands that understand one simple truth: pregnant women still have good taste.